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host - email - older- newest - profile - notessomewhere, in a past life, I manifested this? 2004-06-07 - click to change The least substantial and yet the only dialogue I had all day, at the juicer bar. Man, roughly 56, but could've been 60 or 46. Looked Greek/Fatalian/kind of like John Lovitt but darker, bigger, and more facial hair. Had white paper wrapper from a straw stuck to his lip. I forgot his name, so I'll call him PAPER(C)LIP - What you ordering. ME - A juice. Aren't we all in this spot? PAPER(C)LIP - What juice. ME - Celery parsely apple. Spinach. Cucumber. PAPER(C)LIP - I like to hef the juice. I like to hef...kale beet. Do you guys hef beet in there? (knocks the machine with his gold pinky ring) Do you hef? GIRL - Sir, please don't hit the machine. Someone already caused the machine to malfunction recently. ME - Oops. PAPER(C)LIP - Was you? ME - Yeah. I asked them to add a potato, and it fucked up the machine a few days ago. PAPER(C)LIP - What? Potato. Hef no juice! ME - It was suggested to me. PAPER(C)LIP - Who would say eat juicy potato? ME - I'm on an herbal cleanse. You need potassium and sodium, but you can't have salt. So you have to get it in other ways, for the time being. PAPER(C)LIP - Do you eat meat? ME - No. PAPER(C)LIP - Did you ever hef? ME - Yes. PAPER(C)LIP - Would you date man that hef meat? ME - Not today. PAPER(C)LIP - How old are you? ME - Why? PAPER(C)LIP - Yes, I can't tell by in the face skin, but I can tell in the face expression. People don't date me because they think because I'm fet. ME - You're not, really. PAPER(C)LIP - Yes I am. ME - Is mine almost ready? GIRL - Two more ahead of you. ME - Can I pay you an extra dollar to upgrade my spot to next? GIRL - I'll put you next. PAPER(C)LIP - My yoga teacher was raw food. She said she won't date me. Because I smell like meat. She can tell. Are you in the market for to date? ME - No. PAPER(C)LIP - Do you ever hef raw meat? ME - No. PAPER(C)LIP - OK, be healthy and safe and stay raw, ok? And try if you might like raw meat, ok? ME - Take care. GIRL - (smiling) So you screwed up our machine? ME - The potato. previous - next |