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plus I'm telling your Moms
2006-11-03 - all the time
Hey driver of the dirty white pick up,
That�s so 80�s. Nobody whistles anymore. If you want to get a girl�s attention, call her a dirty whore.
Hey Meter Maid,
I didn�t particularly appreciate you giving me a ticket as I was getting in the car. You�re not so tough. I meant what I said about the afterlife. Hey Rocky Mountain Water makers,
I find it very curious that it tastes exactly like tap water. Why don't you just call it Go Fuck Yourself? Hey Taco Bell,
You�re not fooling anyone. Everyone in the world knows you use the same six ingredients for all your stupid entrees. Hey Methamphetamine addicts,
Hasn�t anyone ever shown you the before and after pictures? Hey jellyfish,
What is it that you actually do besides maim people temporarily? Hey lady living in the alley,
It�s starting to freak me out that the only audible sentence that ever comes out of your mouth is �you remind me of my daughter�. Hey neighbor,
It�s a great song, but I�ll bet your rickety windpipe no one in the complex is thinking that while you�re playing it.
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