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No one could figure out how she got on the invite list. I appointed myself in charge of getting 30 people to come to Chicago from a list of 50, but the invitees from the large list were all Judges and Wardens and maybe an Executioner or two. So I don�t know how she got into the dinner. So when she walked in and sat down, naturally I introduced myself. �Oh, thanks for coming to the dinner � we�re really happy you came.� �Yeahr. I was scared at first � but � then I thought � it�s good to meet new people and stuff.� We bs'ed for a while till I could figure out who she was. �Which branch of gov�t was it that you work in again?� Then I think she said she had to go to the bathroom. I ran and grabbed the master invite list and looked for her name. Bill Perot, Warden. Deborah Saks, Chief of Police. Honorable Wesley Cane, 1st Distict Court. Donna Grazer, Donna Grazer. Donna Grazer...'Member'. Oops! So when everyone was busy talking about legislative action and the death penalty, Donna Grazer was talking about other things, outside with me. �You know somethin'? I like cheesecake. I like it a lot. I � used to never like blizzards, but then I had one. It was real good. It was good with all the things that you can put in it. I don�t even like oreos by thereself, but on stuff? I like that. I like oreo shakes. I need to go on a diet, but I can�t really afford the gym! I can�t really afford anything, since I went on disability. I tried to keep her outside as long as I could. "No, it�s not mental, it�s just � stress. This dinner�s real good. Real good. I like to cook, but then I just burn stuff. I would love to be in the government! Because I�d have a gun! And use it too! No one could bother me, it�s my town, that only I own." It just kept getting worse. So did you have a far drive? Do you have kids? I like your hair. All I wanted to know was, how do these kinds of situations always end up tailgating me? We went back inside, me and my new broken talking doll. Now the guests were starting to look at me weird. So I asked the group why no one has implemented a microchip program for sex offenders yet, and the oreo talk was obliterated once and for all. Have you ever dated someone and introduced them to people you know, but way too soon, before you really should have? And then they showed a side of themselves that you hadn't seen yet, and now everyone's seeing it with you? But you brought them, so you were responsible for their behavior. It was sort of like that. No one stopped time, so the night ended, and it came off very well. I knew my new friend must have had a bus to catch, so I said good night, previous - next |