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I have a pet that I've never pet

2003-10-25 - 12:26 p.m.

I've been feeding this stray cat, the poor bastard is falling apart.

Here are a list of his symptoms/problems:

1) Huge gash on back leg

2) Mouth permanently fixed in a poltergeist smile (from fighting)

3) Gangly appearance

4) A redhead

5) No buddies

6) Doesn't cry

7) Severely dehydrated

8) No Mommy

9) sad, scared, etc.

10) Won't let me near him

11) Will never make the calendars.

12) Is sort of a waste in the animal community.

13) Even the Koreans wouldn't eat him.

I am trying to find a mineral to put in his water so that he will thrive and blossom. Someone did him wrong somehow.

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