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host - email - older- newest - profile - notesBand Names 2003-10-20 - 4:44 p.m. BAND NAMES I Ivan The Doormats (for our pre-12 step friends) Rabinowitz The Fog Please Welcome 2009 Oh, fuck this. So At work today (we work so hard, but only conversation keeps us afloat) I decided that my department needs to have a superpower's name because another department is not being very nice to us. There were only two out of three of us at work today, and my partner decided on "Synergy" -a very delicious drink you can get at Whole Foods or any health food store, really. It is not heated. It is alive. Raw. Helps with weight loss.Delicious. And has a billion organisms in it. We figure it like this. You can never be too sure about who you spend 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, many many months a year with. Some are good. Some are evil. If you want to battle evil, you have to have a name. A name is not just a name, it is a title - you cannot battle evil with Bruce or Wendy. You...cannot battle evil without a game plan. Today we got a name plan. We - are - Synergy! previous - next |